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Meet the Player, Meet the Star: Rajseran

In the 15th of our increasingly forgetful series “Meet the Player, Meet the Man”, we meet OUR FIRST BOLLYWOOD STAR and resident soaper-upper.

Name / Nickname: Raj / Raj ( For PRINCE ) SERAN ( My VILLAGE NAME IN INDIA ) To summarize Prince of my Village 🙂
bobby

Highest level of football played: SAFSA  during my Air Force days

Which Football team do you support: Thieving Scousers, since 1993 – My Aunt presented me with a Liverpool jersey  (stolen) direct from UK on my 21st Birthday

The most memorable moment supporting your team: Beside whacking (the defending World, European and English Champions … Ed.) MAN U upside down this season, the best was when Milan threw away the final of the 2004/2005 Champions League final.

Favourite non-FAFI player: Ian James Rush, ’cause he scores Goals.

Who do you imagine yourself to be on a good day / bad day: SALMAN KHAN (Bollywood Actor) on Good Day and SANJAY DUTT (The VILLIAN) on a bad day. Either way, l still feel like a Bollywood star.

How do you celebrate scoring a goal: Looking at the opponents’ wives and girlfriends:)  Anyone bringing their galfriends for the next FIOFAFI session 🙂

Best goal you’ve scored during a FAFI game: My first game with FIOFAFI when we played at BUKIT TIMAH . When TOM was the keeper  and i took a free kick and eventually missed everyone and went in as a goal 🙂 (Goalie’s smart retort: That was the last time he scored, too)

Worst miss seen in a FAFI sanctioned game: When Franco only meant to  shield the ball away from Boris  but ended up doing slightly more and Boris Flew like Superman. It was on the YOU TUBE and since then , could not see BORIS in the picture .

Funniest thing you’ve seen on a football pitch: Santi calling out for fouls everytime I stop him from scoring.

Which position would the manager of your favourite team play you? Striker

When did you realise that you weren’t good enough to play for your favourite team: When they bought Torres.

What music would you listen to before you step out into the field? You can find them all here  www.fanchants.com/

What do you think of Singapore (best and worst elements): Anyplace where they serve drinks with Chicks –  WORST ELEMENTS –  Drinks with no Chicks

Does your spouse / partner know what you do on Mondays / Tuesdays and  do you tell your spouse / partner about the goals you scored? Yes, but I am trying not to talk abt soccer at all  – woman never understands guys passion.

Your favourite football-related book: “GOAL: THE DREAM BEGINS”

Paid sex. Discuss in 20 words of less: Why pay when it is free 🙂

Women in football: Good idea? Only if it is topless

What is it about soccer that drives you to torment your body so? The Passion

God and Football: describe in twenty words or less. FOOTBALL IS GOD

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  1. rajseran
    Wed 15 April 2009 at 1:29 pm

    LOL TOM i like the way you twisted the whole thing . I was asked to answer this question

    23.
    What do you think Tom does in his free time (when not conceiving of
    questionnaires like this)?

    and my reply was

    MOUTH SOAPING http://mouthsoaping4pleasure.blogspot.com/2007/09/self-mouth-soaping-techniques-pt-1.html

    But seems like that part is missing in the posting and ended up the subject

    In the 15th of our increasingly forgetful series “Meet the Player, Meet the Man”, we meet OUR FIRST BOLLYWOOD STAR and resident soaper-upper.

    That was funny 🙂

  2. Wed 15 April 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Be grateful I didn’t photoshop you. Still can’t believe your aunt loved you so much to steal that jersey for you. Must be a liverpool fan too, eh?

    • rajseran
      Wed 15 April 2009 at 1:57 pm

      Hmmmm! Her son is and she only bought it because i was playing soccer but never knew i would have been a fan since then.

      You did most of the edition , Nice one and i dont remember saying MAn U was (the defending World, European and English Champions … Ed.) lol

      • rajseran
        Wed 15 April 2009 at 2:01 pm

        I realised one thing that when you click on my picture , the name appears BOBBY , did he look like that 20 yrs ago 🙂

        • Tom
          Wed 15 April 2009 at 3:16 pm

          Took care of that error. It is now accurate.

          • rajseran
            Wed 15 April 2009 at 3:25 pm

            YAh very Funny – wait till i see you next , make sure you dont drop the soap .

  3. Yas
    Wed 15 April 2009 at 10:14 pm

    nice in depth coverage of Rajseran. Bet the picture was taken 15 years ago cause now u look like Ram gopal varma(bollywood director)

    • rajseran
      Thu 16 April 2009 at 10:44 am

      Everyone needs to upgrade in life

      From an actor to a director is an achievement .

      i might directing a movie called THE BATHROOM which i might get you and TOM as the leading actors 🙂

      • Yaseen
        Thu 16 April 2009 at 12:55 pm

        Exempt me out cause im into Hollywood.. But remember the shammi kapoor dance tom made?? he is into bollywood… u can consider Rajiv… He has lot of links to many people.. Good publicity for your movie

        • rajseran
          Thu 16 April 2009 at 1:14 pm

          But none spents time in BAthroom more then you do 🙂

          Take care of your knees and see you in action soon

        • rajiv
          Thu 16 April 2009 at 2:20 pm

          I don’t know what “links” you’re talking about Yaseen, but I’ve added a link for you. 🙂

  4. rajiv
    Thu 16 April 2009 at 2:28 pm

    You spent some time choosing the most “Bollywood” style picture you could find, didn’t you Rajseran.

    After having our first “old boys” session last night, perhaps your photo might attract more female players for our next mixed session.

    • rajseran
      Thu 16 April 2009 at 5:26 pm

      DOnt need pictures to attract them 🙂 i can come down in person. kekeke

      • rajiv
        Fri 17 April 2009 at 9:34 am

        You’ve been playing regularly. How come we don’t have any new female players yet? 🙂

        • rajseran
          Fri 17 April 2009 at 9:38 am

          Cause they dont play on days when i play ,. How abt that 🙂

          Wednesday are ladies nights so you know where they are

          • rajiv
            Fri 17 April 2009 at 9:56 am

            Football before ladies eh? 🙂

  5. rajiv
    Fri 17 April 2009 at 1:53 pm

    This has been added to the list of Player Profiles as Bollywood Star (or BS) Rajseran.

    • rajseran
      Fri 17 April 2009 at 1:59 pm

      BS is misleading incase Tom start calling me BHAI Singh .

      • rajiv
        Fri 17 April 2009 at 2:10 pm

        Well, if he does, just offer him some “mouth soaping”.

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